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Exploding Panda - The Video Cave

Vids average about 1-2 megabytes in size, so please be patient. Right click on a link and select 'Save target as' in order to save a movie.Webmasters - if linking to these files, you must link to the page, not the file itself (new leech protection ensures you do so).

Video Spotlight: loading-a-bike.mpeg - How to load a bike into a van, with style.

Video Spotlight: Rainbow.wmv.zip - 5.7mB - Seriously one of the funniest things on the site! Rainbow, with added sexual innuendo. Chuckle.

Favourite Video Media:

Wahoo! bananaphone.swf - The classic and very popular BANANAPHONE! Now removed from the frontpage, but click here to see it. Mp3 available here.
HOT! Scampi.swf - I've seen things, they're often in disguise.. This one will get stuck in your head!
HOT! magicaltrevor.swf - Magical Trevor .. cows.. whips..
HOT! loading-a-bike.mpeg - If you're gonna do it, do it properly.
HOT! rainbow.wmv.zip (5.7 mB WMV file, zipped) - Seriously one of the funniest things on the site! Rainbow, with added sexual innuendo. Chuckle.

All Videos (Bold = New):

Agent Orange - Chronicle 1.MOV - Fruity explosions.
Agent Orange - The Second Coming.mov - More fruity explosions, probably the best of them.
BangBangBang.swf - I don't want relationship...
BagPussy.wmv - 'Softcore Porn'.

base.swf - All your base are belong to us! The classic movie..

Beer.swf - Beer is good for you!!

borat_soundboard.swf - Borat soundboard, from the hit UK TV show Ali G.
BritFight.wmv - How the British fight (and yes, I'm British).
Bugger Me!!.mpeg - Toyota Ad.
cat.swf - Well... it appealed to me, perhaps due to the original use of the word 'cunt'.
canada.zip - Annoying canadian redneck bitch.

divingboard.mpeg - Fat people cannot dive!.

F1 + Rain = ....mpeg - Not a good day for racing.

fc.swf - Fucking Cunts! What are ya! So me!

GhettoDelta.swf - We be flyin' you there.
I Love To Paint.wmv - Another excerpt from UK kids' TV.

ivegotabike.swf - I've got a bike. Some serious flash skills here.
KickBox.mpe - A painful experience.

laibach.swf - Marching german kittens, what more would you need?

MSPaperClip.mpeg - It's that damned paperclip again!
Pika.swf - Just watch it....
Police Dance Too.wmv - A dancing policeman, yet again from UK kids' TV.
Punch Me Hard.wmv - What are we doing to our children?

RubiksCubeAttempt.mpeg - A rubix cube completed in 15 seconds - argh.

spell4.swf - Screwed up flash, regarding bad spelling and skidmarked pants. Just open it.

shakeit.swf - Shake your browser in time to the music.

Super Table Football.wmv - Table football, or foosball, like never before!
Tribute.swf - YMCA the japanese way.
Wheeeelie.mpeg - Wow.
whereismychange.wmv - A kid shows a shop owner who's boss.

wrong_bananas.swf - Bananas of the wrong variety.


Key: - Macromedia Flash - Apple Quicktime - Video, whether mpeg, avi or wmv.



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